FUNNY yet USEFUL for GALs....

hey guys....
just found out something from mag that is funny and useful... esp for GALs.. :)
this is actually a give back for VERBAL ABUSE... something like sexual harassment.. hehe...
CHECK THIS OUT ALL YOU GALS OUT THERE..... !!!!

1. he says : Mmmm... can i suckle on that??
she says: Does someone have mummy issues? Did mummy not love u?? Maybe u were Adopted.

2. he says : Babe, that skirt will definitely get u into boss' good books.
she says : Thanks. i'll be sure to let him know that u said that.

3. he says : I'd like to tap that ass.
she says : And i'm sure ur future bunkmate at the sungai buloh would like to tap URs too

4. he says : Come on.. lets talk dirty.
she says : i think u should see a dentist about ur oral hygiene issues.

5. he says : I made u walk over here with one finger, imagine what i can do with five...
she says : That's easy, u could use them to sign the court settlement for sexual harassment
in a workplace.

6. he says : want to go somewhere quiet so i can get to know u better?
she says : Want to meet in hell ? i heard it's pretty quiet there. u go ahead, i'll come later..

7. he says : If u're bored, i can show u a good time..
she says : I dont indulge in knitting, but thanks for sharing.

i found these are useful if u ever faced with those silly dudes that tries to take advantage on u...
be smart to handle these kinda conversation...
Hope u find it useful .. :)
hahah... i really like it :)

Four 21st b'day celebrations of mine....

well... i also cant believe that i have celebrated 4 birthdays.. haha...emm.... let me recall ya...

1. this was celebrated way earlier when i went back for RAYA break during august... very early

rite?? cuz mum said cuz cant celebrated on OCT for i have no holiday...

we went to NOBLE HOUSE to celebrate...

Me and my CAKE :)

BIG FAMILY.........

Meet CARMEN..........

KAH CHUN--- The MAN !!

we are ready to save the world !!



2. haha.. the second b'day celebration is with my twin... CHLOE.. OMG.... i dont know where are

the pics.... have to dig out...

well.. its after our mid term... then we went to 1 BORNEO...

went to HONG KONG for dinner... then bought cakes from SR... celebrated at STARBUCKS...

although its just a simple celebration... but i really appreciated it.. and it means a lot to me..

wanna take this opportunity to thank my dear twin----- CHLOE CHAN...

SIMPLY nice ....

hey just wanna share a nice and meaningful lyric with u guys... i find it simply nice :)
here it goes..... enjoy... :)

lying in the bed with the radio on
moonlight falls like rain
soft summer nights spent thinking of u
when will i see you again

soft and low the music moans
i cant stop thinking about u
i didnt know it would be so strong
waiting and wondering about u
i didnt know it would last so long
nights r forever without u

the curtains still dance with the wind and the sky
the sun will be coming up soon
but i just cant sleep for thinking of u
here alone with the moon

really hope u guys will enjoy it ....
o ya the song is " NIGHTS ARE FOREVER WITHOUT YOU"
by england dan & john ford coley...
its an oldies... :)

MADNESS !!!

i really wish i can control myself...
but tooo bad i cant!!
how can ppl be so irresponsible... ??
i know i'm gonna be in serious SHIT this time...
just wait n see wat will happen la..
i went there and waited for hours for few days....
just dont know why they wanna make ppl's life so complicated..

last word !!!
GOD BLESS THEM..